Preferred narrators in the documentary about my (non-)life

1. Werner Herzog
2. Peter Capaldi
3. Sarah Silverman
4. Tina Fey and Robert Downey Jr.
5. Ernst-Hugo Järgård
6. David Lynch
7. Sally Timms

Because clearly it will be a struggle to do something worthwhile with this material. Who would you want to do yours? (I forgot to tick the question-box. I suck.)

Edit: the second choice should really be Gonzo and Rizzo the Rat. So in the list, imagine everyone below Herzog has a +1 counter.

Get this shit done, man

Almost forgot about the list!

Things I need to do.

• Tent-camping in someones livingroom. (Any takers? I am movable.) (Inspired by Taylor)
• Paint a Firefly class boat on the lid of Kaywinnit.
• Draw a face for class next week.
• Get the Arkham Horror boardgame.
• Sleep? Missed a lot of naps lately.
• Watch the Oscars at Rikard’s place with lots of tacos.
• Hug someone.

Yeah. Some of these will take longer time than others.

Things to do today

• Eat a bit.
• Look for LPs.
• Look for cheap books.
• Hopefully avoid the bus.
• Avoid panic-attacks.
• Eat cookies.
• Photograph “stuff.”
• Talk nerdity with friends.

Headlists one.

I have lists in my head. Think we all do, even if we don’t think about them as lists. Some are ranking in numbers and with sub-lists, others are just bullet points, the slut variation without any regard of place or order. These are some of them.

1. Crushes, big. Not a long list.
2. Crushes, small. But the list is longer than the one above.
3. Things I’m afraid of. This is long.
4. Best music/movie/tv-show right now.
5. Best music/movie/tv-show ever.
6. People I wouldn’t help even if with a court order.
7. Books in the immediate to-read-pile. Not to be confused with all unread books I own.
8. Ways I want to die. This is numbered one to five. All require serious planning. Some of them involves taking down people from #6.
9. Cookies! Evergrowing.
10. People I’m ok with physical contact with. Overlap but not limited to #1. Still not many on the list though.

Top five accents/dialects/variants/whatever of the English language.

1. Irish
2. Icelandic
3. North Wales
4. Louisiana
5. French Canadian
6. Baltimore (Hidden list track)

Because language without personal afflictions is really boring. Related to this: there have been moments where I’ve wished that I’d stutter more than I do. (Which is rarely as I don’t get that excited much.) Small flaws. I dig em.

There are people here who do some kind of 30-days meme and day three is “Your favourite television programme”. And frankly, it’s like dismay thrown at my face. These are the answers that will give you a passed:

The holy octagon of cancellations:

• Firefly
• The Middleman
• Wonderfalls
• Freaks & Geeks
• Carnivále
• The Inside
• Ghost Squad
• Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

The long things:

• The Wire
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer
• Spaced
• Spooks
• The West Wing (except season five)
• Leverage
• The Thick of It
• BBC Food (technically a channel but details!)
• The Shield
• Black Books
• Green Wing
• Sandbaggers
• Farscape

Eh, ok. I can’t do this… Too many. Resume, I’ll stop being judgemental. Promise because damn, this made me look rather sad and tragic.