HELP! My phone is dead (it slided across the floor, went under a shower and there it drowned in the floor well) and I need a new — it’s one of those things that actually helps me to organise things in my life and stay in touch with people. Seriously. I almost had a breakdown and everything. So, help? Please? Buy some prints. Commissions and everything is possible, and you’ll get a free small print of random drawing.*
Feel free to mail, or ask or message in whatever app or way you can think of. I ship to anywhere except off planet. Any help is welcome though, even it you can’t afford yourself.
*) These drawings are just a sample, so you don’t have to choose one of these. Just so we’re clear on that.
HELP! My phone is dead (it slided across the floor, went under a shower and there it drowned) and I need a new. Seriously. I almost had a breakdown and everything. So, help? Please? Buy some prints. Commissions and everything is possible, and you’ll get a free small print of random drawing.
Any help is welcome though, even it you can’t afford yourself.
It’s Christmas soon 1 and of course you want prints to give people. I suggest you buy mine but that’s all up to you — if you hate my art then I’m certainly won’t force you, I’m not a monster just because I’m poor. Since I’m in Sweden this means you have to buy them a bit earlier due to the Atlantic post trail. Just so you know.
This is especially true if you want something custom drawn because then I need time to draw it too.
(1) So fucking sorry to spring the C-word on you in November. I feel like a horrible person.
I’ve been thinking about to start doing maquettes — at least give it a go and see how good I can be with it and if I get close to how I see it in my mind, I might even start doing them as commissions. This costs money though and I have rather little of it. Yes, this is me using this as a limp and skevy huckster. Not for snake oil though, but prints. Buy my prints!
These are some of my more recent favourites but you might have your own, prices and other images can be found at the portfolio. Help me help you! Or something like that.
(Should I pin this? Probably but I’m not sure that works in my favour.)
- 30x40~cm / ~12x16 inch ($36)
- 40x50 cm / ~16x20 inch ($44)
- 50x70 cm / ~20x28 inch ($51)
- 70x100 cm / ~28x40 inch ($66)
Postage for a tube outside of Sweden: $12.
Smaller sizes such as A4 exists but have no fixed prize as it depends on number and mood and all such things — frowned upon unless you’re a poor student.
(The images above are just examples form the catalogue. (Writing “the catalogue” made me giggle.))
As the prints took their time to get here — a day longer than planned! — I had this nightmare about them being all wrong. It’s hard to explain but they looked like a mess, pulsating stitched horrors of print matter. I didn’t feel good when I woke up. At all. I wanted to cry because of the dream, because of my fears of how the prints looked. This is what my true nightmares are about. Monsters and being gutted? Bah! But some prints being wrong? Then I really do wake up gutted.
I made a huge update on Carbonated Ink yesterday — that’s my portfolio site if you’re unaware. I should probably weed out old stuff some time in the future, I’ve head you should do that. Right now I can’t be arsed to do that.
If you see anything you’d like you can own a print of it. This goes for the photos too I guess.
This is awkward really, being a huckster is not natural for me at all, but buy things. Please! Being dirt poor is no fun, as I’m sure some of you already know. As it is, I have to borrow money so that I can get spare nibs for the pen. I don’t like that, pride is obviously something for other people — if that bold second paragraph didn’t already signal that, I hate using bold. It’s just not refined typography.