Popcultural things which popularity I don’t get.

• Terry Richardson. Less skill and art than a family slide show.
• Law and Order. I know, some of you might be a bit upset about this as there are awesome people here that do like it quite a lot. But procedurals without character focus? I zone out.
• John Mayer. Can white noise drip of oversentimentality? Obviously.
• The Lord of the Rings movies. Hairy people crying and walking for weeks in real-time? I can do that myself.
• Vanilla Coke. Remember the Swill Mineral Water skit from SNL?
• Dane Cook. Q: What would happen if Carrot Top went to a fraternity? A: Fucking Cocks.. eh, Cook.
• Superman, which got to be the most boring comic book creation ever.
• Ayn Rand. Clearly, someone must have made her up from imagination as a huge practical joke right?