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I don’t even feel like eating a cookie.

weakmeatstrongeat:

tmbginstantfans:

A Monday mash-up: Tom Waits is Cookie Monster. Enjoy!

I think this mash-up was tailor made for Nicklas.

And I was sitting here and feeling kind of blue and now suddenly everything is great. Well not great, but better! A lot better and happier.

Missed this yesterday, I might need to cut down on the following of too many people if this continues to happen.

09 juli 2011(19h57m03s).jpg (by Nn.)
I know these cookies look like moon rocks, but they’re not. No, actually, really! It’s chocolate cookies with chopped pistachio nuts. The recipe said 30 cookies, but I used a larger spoon for plating. Best cookies I’ve made yet!

09 juli 2011(19h57m03s).jpg (by Nn.)

I know these cookies look like moon rocks, but they’re not. No, actually, really! It’s chocolate cookies with chopped pistachio nuts. The recipe said 30 cookies, but I used a larger spoon for plating. Best cookies I’ve made yet!

This is a book that claims to contain 500 cookie recipes. 
Top five I’m going to make from these based on the photographs:
chocolate double-deckers with cream cheese
beacon hill cookies
chocolate cookies filled with orange cream
hazelnut tops
alphabet cookies (modified with chocolate)
They had one they called “snowballs.” Call me a prude, but I’m not going to make that one.

This is a book that claims to contain 500 cookie recipes. 

Top five I’m going to make from these based on the photographs:

  1. chocolate double-deckers with cream cheese
  2. beacon hill cookies
  3. chocolate cookies filled with orange cream
  4. hazelnut tops
  5. alphabet cookies (modified with chocolate)

They had one they called “snowballs.” Call me a prude, but I’m not going to make that one.

Been living in a post-cookies world for a bit over an hour now. It’s just as I imagined it: bleak and horrible.

This was me earlier. More chocolate on the cookies though but still me.

This was me earlier. More chocolate on the cookies though but still me.

Occasionally I write emails. Today I wrote one with the subject “on cookies,” because I like that form of titles. This email contained this sentence: “Not the best cookies I’ve eaten, still good though. Got a new favourite emergency cookie!” I share this with you too because… well, it’s important. They’re big, cheap and look home-made even though they’re not. Chocolate chip of course. Cookies need chocolate.

cookies

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You know what? Just noticed something even worse than that. With whatever’s up there secreting in the nasal cavities, there is no real way to breathe while eating cookies. A small bite, chew, swallow and then mouth-breathe for air. Heavy breaths. Larger chunks of cookies mean more panic. What? Simply not eat the cookies? Don’t. Be. Stupid.

Learn from my mistakes. don’t go to the right in the intersection with the man screaming “Iä! Iä!” It’s just not worth it.

Announcement! BIG! The upcoming hour is THE INTERNATIONAL EAT COOKIES HOUR. So, eat cookies together and bond with the crunches. For peace etc.

Let’s do this!

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The cookie thief.

The cookie thief.

emmyinabox:

yodelmachine:

A truer flow chart has never been made. 

I require this on my internets.

I so approve this chart. (Internets! Give me cookie!)

emmyinabox:

yodelmachine:

A truer flow chart has never been made. 

I require this on my internets.

I so approve this chart. (Internets! Give me cookie!)

Late night cookie cupboard pillage is imminent. You have no right to judge me! It’s a few hours (very few) until dawn so it’s still night, the same night. It’s okay then.

Addendum: one of the cookies — you can’t just have one, that’s stupid — fell to the floor. It made it but I was worried a for a second.

This is the updated “A Wasted Cookie Is Murder!”, originally intended to be printed large-large-big-large. But that costs money, and I just sent a smaller one to Gwyn as a birthday gift (Gwyn is a bit silent on her tumble now, which is no good). She did buy a hat for me so…. But this one will be available to buy, just let me know if you want one — this is with everything.
Newer stuff : I have this horrible pun that I need to draw, but I don’t feel like it today. I think it’s just as funny now as when I came up with it yesterday five minutes after I lay down to sleep. This is a rare thing, if I understand how these things work correctly.

This is the updated “A Wasted Cookie Is Murder!”, originally intended to be printed large-large-big-large. But that costs money, and I just sent a smaller one to Gwyn as a birthday gift (Gwyn is a bit silent on her tumble now, which is no good). She did buy a hat for me so…. But this one will be available to buy, just let me know if you want one — this is with everything.

Newer stuff : I have this horrible pun that I need to draw, but I don’t feel like it today. I think it’s just as funny now as when I came up with it yesterday five minutes after I lay down to sleep. This is a rare thing, if I understand how these things work correctly.

Cookie Snob Club

dooeypig:

nicklas replied to your post: Some Belated Tumblr Crush Observations

 

↓↙←↖↑↗AAB↺. It might look like a Street Fighter move (if unicode works here) but it is a TOPEST SECRIT HANDSHAKE.

And ↺BAA↗↑↖←↙↓ in reverse right back at you, Good Sir. Fist bump, and all that jazz. I trust you made sure you weren’t being followed before you came to this Super Secret Cookie Snob Meeting? Otherwise the club will have to demote you to Starbucks Biscotti status. First matter of business: I think our cookie club key fob should be an actual cookie. (Have we already settled this matter of business? It’s got a Deja Vu feeling about it. Or is that the Alzheimer’s?) As I’ve already alluded, I’m no math major, but I feel confident it’d at least cut shopping time in half.

I don’t think we’ve talked about that. Granted, could be Alzheimer’s but I really hope not! That would make the meetings a tad awkward with accusations of not brining cookies when they’ve in fact been eaten.

I’m all for stuff being made from real cookies. In this matter though, could it be some sort of transparent plastic case with a cookie inside? I’m thinking in case one does what one does with keys and put them in the pocket. Who knows what horrors has been in the pockets before that?!

There should be a lock on it though. Club Key cookies should only be eaten with other members. Perhaps some sort of device that only allows it to open when there’s another one within a certain distance. Complete with a beep or such. That way, club meetings don’t have to take place at the same building! Much harder to infiltrate and steal the recipes and alert the authorities of the cookie conquering schemes, plans or plots.

No cookies is a dead give-away that it’s fiction.

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