Trekinpah #1.
- If a clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds.
- Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen the mall.
- Acupuncture is a jab well done.
- Jumping off a Paris bridge makes you in Seine.
- Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
- Your calendar’s days are numbered.
- I break into song if I can’t find the key.
- A dyslexic poet writes inverse.
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The Muppet Show - Veterinarian’s Hospital: Bunny (by Scooterpiety)
Bad jokes are the best.
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Yes, I track the socks tag. Even though I think that mismatched socks is not only okay but a feature, the pun used here made this into a must share with others. Bad puns are awesome.
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