Cursed by an unlucky star, I cut myself in the thumb on a the lid to a plastic container. It’s one of those transparent easily break plastic that borders on paper but is in a more solid form. Know what I’m talking about? Anyway, the cut, it stings just like a paper cut. My thumb demands a sacrifice!

No blood though, praise the $deity!¹

_{1) My $deity is of course blue and fuzzy and has googly eyes and lives on Sesame Street.}