Hey girl’s name: Chainsaw Kittens — Shannon’s Fellini Movie

I’ve never known someone with the name Shannon, nor have I ever had my own Fellini movie. Deep down, I think both these are failures. Failures of circumstances sure, but still failures. People here don’t have names like Shannon and I’ve never been to Italy so the chances of me getting a Fellini movie has always been rather slim. Especially since he died when I was 15 or so. Never mind that! I still think it’s possible! It might happen! A lost masterpiece dedicated to an awkward Swedish teen with lots of potential to be wasted.

The fingers are, as they say, crossed and deep-fried.