Cookie Snob Club

dooeypig:

nicklas replied to your post: Some Belated Tumblr Crush Observations

 

↓↙←↖↑↗AAB↺. It might look like a Street Fighter move (if unicode works here) but it is a TOPEST SECRIT HANDSHAKE.

And ↺BAA↗↑↖←↙↓ in reverse right back at you, Good Sir. Fist bump, and all that jazz. I trust you made sure you weren’t being followed before you came to this Super Secret Cookie Snob Meeting? Otherwise the club will have to demote you to Starbucks Biscotti status. First matter of business: I think our cookie club key fob should be an actual cookie. (Have we already settled this matter of business? It’s got a Deja Vu feeling about it. Or is that the Alzheimer’s?) As I’ve already alluded, I’m no math major, but I feel confident it’d at least cut shopping time in half.

I don’t think we’ve talked about that. Granted, could be Alzheimer’s but I really hope not! That would make the meetings a tad awkward with accusations of not brining cookies when they’ve in fact been eaten.

I’m all for stuff being made from real cookies. In this matter though, could it be some sort of transparent plastic case with a cookie inside? I’m thinking in case one does what one does with keys and put them in the pocket. Who knows what horrors has been in the pockets before that?!

There should be a lock on it though. Club Key cookies should only be eaten with other members. Perhaps some sort of device that only allows it to open when there’s another one within a certain distance. Complete with a beep or such. That way, club meetings don’t have to take place at the same building! Much harder to infiltrate and steal the recipes and alert the authorities of the cookie conquering schemes, plans or plots.