There’s a Swedish gangster movie — I will not link to it and yes, both Mikael Persbrandt and Kjell Bergqvist is in it — and the official site made me blow a funny fuse. The descriptions, the still gallery, the… No, that was as far as I got before I almost died. It looks like plot porn, it reads like plot porn, but my god, I hope there’s no porn at all. That’s a trauma we as a society don’t need to experience. How the fuck did we manage to make Let the Right One In after this? How did the film industry survive this assassination atempt? Hopefully nobody paid money to see this…