— We’re agents Boetticher and Kennedy from American Shrimp and Crab Amalgamed Processors. Law enforcement branch.
— ASCAP?
— We avoid using the acronym for copyright reasons.

Why didn’t more people watch the joy-inducing glory that was the Middleman? Every time I see an episode or a clip this is the first thought that trains through my mind. Am on my fourth rewatch now. At the very least.

(Dialogue from episode seven: The Cursed Tuba Contingency.)