Things you probably don’t know about me. Hidden portion i.e. part 17 of 16.

This is my scarf. The big one, my favorite, and it was a sort of christmas present from my mom a few years back. It’s four meters long, quite thick and warm as a country annexed by Hell. If you scoff and laugh at my scarf you are my enemy, and I must destroy you by any means necessary. It will be war. You have been warned.

If you like it though, I already consider you a friend. You rule. And yes, the scarf is made after a pattern used by number four.

THE END

Edit: my mom requested that I’d add this: if you scoff and laugh, you scoff and laugh at two months of work and then she will destroy you. (If you’ve never met her, you might think this is an empty threat but no. She will.)