“ On top of which, there’s never been so much to stay awake for! The internet! Josh! Facebook is hell of calling my name at 11 o’clock every night. People have statuses: attention must be paid. Some dudes are posting covers of Red House Painters songs to YouTube: I need to be there to offer discouragement. Messrs Kottke and Gruber are posting links, for real, like EVERY DAY. What happens if I don’t click on them? I don’t want to find out, and neither do you. It’s a wonder I get any sleep at all. I should be lauded.