I’ve been on a documentary spree. I know its been a joke amongst us before but really. It’s silly. Something needs to be done, I realized this after watching Bukowski: Born into This yesterday. So here’s my idea: put Bono in an embargo. If it’s too expensive to guard him with the military or if he has some clause in his contract with whomever it might be that he must appear in documentaries about musicians or authors — and I think it might be — at least, can’t we insert a EMP-device into a sufficient opening? To make cameras and sound equipment go silent? Please?

But I must say I like the idea of guards better. They can shoot offenders on either side of the lock-out. And if he shows up in Searching for the Wrong-Eyed Jesus, I’m all for collateral damage for the first time in my life.

Oh, anyone know any good documentaries about cities? Let me know and I’ll adore you forever*.

* forever might depend on other qualities though.