On things that make me bored; a list

• X computer is better than Y. Haven’t we evolved longer than this since the mid-fucking-eighties? It’s a tool and no, a right-handed scissor doesn’t fit all. What you make and not how you make it and all that.
• Phones. Probably because I know nothing about them and hardly make a basic version work as I want to.
• Most tv-show procedurals. I need characters, who cares if the plot is insane? I know, I know. I admit, I do love some pretty sketchy movies which has neither. (Ahrm, Hudson Hawk…) I won’t begrudge you if you like these things. You watch, I nap. Just be prepared to me turning up a blank face and try to change the subject to socks.
• Bad books. I’m a literature snob, I’m not ashamed about that. I will scoff if you read something that I think is beneath us — us being we humans as a species, because I’m arrogant like that too. I have been known to just stand up and leave when people bring up certain books.
• Most sports. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Except insane stuff like cricket or curling — you know, those that seems to have been invented by crazy drunken monks.