Preferred narrators in the documentary about my (non-)life

1. Werner Herzog
2. Peter Capaldi
3. Sarah Silverman
4. Tina Fey and Robert Downey Jr.
5. Ernst-Hugo Järgård
6. David Lynch
7. Sally Timms

Because clearly it will be a struggle to do something worthwhile with this material. Who would you want to do yours? (I forgot to tick the question-box. I suck.)

Edit: the second choice should really be Gonzo and Rizzo the Rat. So in the list, imagine everyone below Herzog has a +1 counter.