Game night. Arkham Horror and Azathoth as the big bad. I of course had to play the librarian. Brains and the ability to read stuff without loss of sanity? Instant win in my book. (Also quite true to life, this is how librarians are.) When I closed the final portal, only me and one other was (sort of) unharmed. The other three players were much worse off: one in the Arkham Asylum and two were on the other side of the portals, now forever lost in time and space.

But I won. Obviously. I did the final act. Points? Pfffffffffffft!