The Character Sheet Meme.

 I like character sheets, but where do I write the hitpoints?! Ah, who cares, I’d probably die being attacked by a land shark…

Bio-engineered human.

Name: Nicklas.
Gender: Penis.
Height: 172cm, I think.
Age:  33
Eye Color: A blue hue.
Hair Color: Dirt-blond with redish beard.
Orientation: No, I can get lost with a map.
Married?:  No.
Siblings: A brother.
Smoking?: No.
Drinking?: Yeah. Whisky! Bourbon! Beer! Orange juice! Must!
Drugs?: For allergies and depression (probably chronical).

Job: Please hive me one!
Education Level:  No degree, could have a batchelor in English but then I focused on other things. Lots of other courses, so I know little about lots.

Favorite Sport: Speedball 2.
Favorite Color: I will not answer that because it will only make me look too much like a geek.
Favourite Band: The Mekons, Spacemen 3, The Joy Formidable, The Waco Brothers, Pixies, Sleater-Kinney, The Unthanks, Bad Religion, Corpus Callosum, Masshysteri, Cunninlynguists. And more.

Tattoos?: No, the sleeve I want costs money and I’m unemployed damnit!
Piercings?: No. I have problem with nosebleed, a hole on purpose would be very stupid then.

Perfect Date: Improvised. Probably in a book shop. I don’t know, dating is a foreign concept I don’t fully grasp!

Hobbies: Yes. I doddle a bit, make crappy music, eat cookies, drink tea, comic books, regular books, photography, sleeping, listening to music.