Top five accents/dialects/variants/whatever of the English language.

1. Irish
2. Icelandic
3. North Wales
4. Louisiana
5. French Canadian
6. Baltimore (Hidden list track)

Because language without personal afflictions is really boring. Related to this: there have been moments where I’ve wished that I’d stutter more than I do. (Which is rarely as I don’t get that excited much.) Small flaws. I dig em.