The best list I’ve ever heard was spoken by my friend Roger Funk when we were several people visiting Gothenburg a few years ago. Everyone was rather drunk but of all the people in the flat, he was the most inebriated.

So picture this. Some of us were half asleep on beds, couches and the floor — my myself lay with my head towards an arcade machine in the corner. In comes Roger as he and a few others had stayed behind a half an hour later or so. He stumbles forwards and finds a spot at the end of Sebbe’s bed. He talked the whole way there and several of us that was still awake laughed a lot — he’s a really funny fucker. He lays down and in a loud voice starts to do a list.

Top five things I shall do right now!

One! Drink liquor! Because liquor tastes good!

Two! Keep you awake all night!

Three!

And there he went to sleep.