Drinking Péché Mortel from… eh, Brasserie Dieu Du Ciel? It’s a brewery from Québec. In Canada. Imperial stout combined with fair-trade coffee. It tastes really good and it had a bit more alcohol than I assumed because I ignored the word “imperial.” Read on the label?Every word?! That’s… No. So I’m a bit unsober — not drunk though — which means my nose has fallen asleep. A bit numb. It does that.

Anyway, the label on the bottle is painted. It’s a painted picture. That’s a job I’d love to have: paint illustrations for beer bottles.