The latest Top Gear made me realise I really want a Lancia. Sure, it’s a pile of rust, it falls apart and they’re quite hard to find now (because of the rust). Neil Young said “it’s better to burn out than it is to rust” but I don’t think he was talking about this. What I’m saying is that I want a crappy car. Something with mood swings and personality — and if it looks like a cross between a Mustang and a Golf, who am I to say no?