I’ve been a bit absent lately, sure you’ve noticed. What I just noticed is that I appear to have unfollowed people I don’t have any memory unfollowing — hopefully no-one of the regular people I comment and push the like button on has suffered this, but I’m not sure. Also: if you’re one of those I do push the like button on and you haven’t received any lately, this is why. I’m way behind on the dashboard and I’m sure I would have liked some of the things. In fact, imagine me giving you a handful of those right now.
To the rest of you: hello! Feel free to like or reply or ask things. I like those, and readers that you know, actually exist outside of being an arbitrary follow number.
I’ll eat fired cheese and watch documentaries tomorrow. If you hadn’t been a stranger, you might have been invited. Think about that.

