You know what? Just noticed something even worse than that. With whatever’s up there secreting in the nasal cavities, there is no real way to breathe while eating cookies. A small bite, chew, swallow and then mouth-breathe for air. Heavy breaths. Larger chunks of cookies mean more panic. What? Simply not eat the cookies? Don’t. Be. Stupid.
Learn from my mistakes. don’t go to the right in the intersection with the man screaming “Iä! Iä!” It’s just not worth it.
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- dooeytwo said: Intelligent design, my ass. It’s all very unfair. Dolphins don’t have to worry about suffocating when they eat cookies. (And you better believe they’re all smug and assholic about it, if we could translate their clicks, whistles, etc.)
- marshmallow-fires said: maybe try dunking the cookies in tea/hot chocolate/coffee/milk?
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