Gravity, what has it done for us? An introspective list of pros and cons.

• It keeps the space further away from our grasp. [Con]
• Fruit on the ground. [Mostly Pro]
• It makes us hit the ground harder with its devious friend Acceleration. [Con]
• Applied correctly, it brings sound from vinyl albums. [Pro]
• Leaves on the ground instead of up on the trees when it’s autumn. [Con x2]
• It bends the edges of the rainbows so that we can find the pot of gold. [Pro]
• But it’s pressure on made-up creatures make the leprechauns harder to find since they only grow so tall. [Con]
• It applies a limit on number of books on a bookshelf. [Con as hell]
• Without it, pouring and drinking beer would be a bitch. [Pro as fuck]