So this vocally-challanged person — seriously, his name has no vocals — keeps mailing me with things such as “She likes it big”. Why? Get with the program, if she likes “it” big there’s really no need to do a nudge nudge-thing on me. The only big thing I got is my right eye. That one always looks huge no matter what the angle. Unlike the other body parts. NBow stop bothering me about this Outlay woman.

Now I have to go and help some Italian find a golden ball that fell into the water. Yeah, I don’t know. People on the Internet-tubes are stupid I guess.