People with cars, got a question for you. Is there a rule that says that you need to listen to shitty music and have the bass turned up to twelve so that you can hear it a few blocks down? If it’s a rule, I have to live with it. I’ll whine and all that, but I’ll accept it. Sort of.

But if it’s only a suggestion or less, then knock that shit down. Listen to real music, you know, with melodies and all those odd things that makes each song unique instead of a copy of Best of Billboard Bass Lines on repeat. You fucking philistines.