There was this dream last night that I and a few friends — fleshy, Internet and imaginary ones — was walking through the surprisingly clean sewers to a dance and singing choir another friends put up. It didn’t get good reviews but I didn’t hear much as I and someone else was too busy trying to come up with a top five best beer ever. The winner was Haywire Ambrosia IPA.

Were you there? Was the singing good or was the unfortunate reviews right? Please tell me that Haywire Ambrosia IPA exists.