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Which would you rather have kill you while skinny dipping: piranhas, Jaws, Aquaman, or The Little Mermaid’s Ursula?

Since I’ve got this phobia for lots of water, the probability of me skinny dipping outside of a bathtub is quite small. Quark-small even. But if I were, or any of the above suddenly materialised in said bath, I’d probably choose to be killed by Jaws. That’s the world’s greatest fishing movie so it would be my honour.

But can’t I be nibbled to death by Ariel instead? No? Crap, not even in death I’ll get to be happy.