Polly Scattergood — Please Don’t Touch

The only things I know about Polly are those that — for her as a person — means nothing. I’ve seen the cover on the album Polly Scattergood so I know she’s blonde and has blue eyes that seems to stab you in the gut. And I know she makes good music when the songs aren’t remixed by the Golden Filter (nothing golden in a good way about those) and that she has a British accent. These are very shallow things and means nothing really, apart from making good music.

But is Polly Scattergood her real name? Was she teased for the last name in school? Don’t have a fucking clue; (1) I wish, because that would be awesome and (2) hope not. I won’t wikipeadia her, or google. Not yet. I want to be unspoiled and, I guess, not be disappointed by reality. Don’t want to know if she’s made comments about how she doesn’t watch (quality) TV or hates other music that I myself like or that she’s vegan. Reality shall not daunt me.