Unlikley ways of dying that almost occured today

1. Dying from napping.
   I woke up.
2. Killed by bacon.
   Averted with the help of clothes and glasses.
3. The weather that’s probably only about 24 C but still seems too hot.
   Ongoing.
4. Procrastination.
   I need to pack stuff. Haven’t done shit. Stress will be the deadly killer.